謝謝卡文冒死應約到位處於灣仔區的時代廣場履行陪伴我欣賞期待了大半年的『如果愛』。

在談論電影之前,我想先分享一段驚心動魄的經驗;

話說我到達戲院之時,想到免得中途產生按捺不住的狀況,故先到洗手間自行解決。然後當然快快樂樂洗洗手,再順道跟鏡內逆轉的涂霆駿打個招呼。那堆倒影除了存在著我之外還有背景實物,例如說廁所門之類的東東。

那廁所門緩緩地打開。

本來這是正常不過的鏡像,但是在兩秒以後我卻被冒出來的東西嚇得呆了一呆,邊對望著邊不自覺地「Huh!?」了一聲,然後迅速地丟下了一句「SORRY」就快步快步那樣離開了洗水間;依稀間還在耳邊聽到一句:「嚇死我了!」

我猜我大概差點就這樣完蛋。

奉勸各位當心時代廣場戲院沒有關上門的女廁。

未分類 | 25 則留言

25 則留言

  • likwai
    Reply

    真係好唔make sense!!!
    as al523 said, 無”尿兜”架嗎~!!! 頂 扮晒野.
    我點知男廁有尿兜?
    你地dee男廁好正!!! 如果開左門 懶係空氣流通的話
    會見到尿兜+你地dee”渾圓而結實”既patpat!!!
    (有著褲既, 只不過 我有透視眼咋嗎~呵)

  • siugoo
    Reply

    ??? i agree with the above… when there is no LIU DULL..isnt it obvious??!?!?! hahaaa..

    anyways.. i really want to see the movie as well.. ai.. but no one going with me.. might have to wait for dvd.. -_-

  • Anonymous
    Reply

    You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry,
    You’d better not pout, I’m telling you why,
    Santa Claus is coming to town,
    Santa Claus is coming to town,
    Santa Claus is coming to town.

  • mattiong
    Reply

    haha…reminded of my many ventures into the ladies’ room back in my childhood. I was about 6 or 7, and when I saw no Liu Dau, I always thought to myself “hm…did the school recently remodel the W.C.s?”

  • derricktao
    Reply

    的確係愚蠢的
    不過關於尿兜既問題
    我入到去既時候
    係有一剎那諗過呢個問題
    不過在看到馬桶之後
    就忘記了啦 哈

    至於風景
    其實和男廁差不多
    始終風光也收埋了在每扇門後面嘛
    不過說起來
    那女的好像樣子還好

    只是我繼續站在那裡搭訕的話
    大概會變成今日報刊的風化男吧?
    到時不知道叫誰來保釋我好了

    不過我去過一間餐廳
    是男女混合的
    不是茶餐廳一格那一種
    哈 我也不知道怎樣形容
    總之意念就正啦 哈哈哈

    也順道再說一下
    我有個女仔朋友
    最近幾次在karaoke飲醉酒
    都會發酒瘋然後跑入男廁
    死勸也不出來
    還要企上廁板跟旁邊工事中的男人打招呼
    然後說多兩句
    還要反客為主罵 “你望咩X野”

    好像說漏了一點
    我逃出去的時候
    還遇到門口站著一個等待中類似男朋友的物體
    哈哈哈哈
    如果愛 場內場外都三角交纏得緊要

  • Love_Loved
    Reply

    the unisex bathroom u mentioned… is that the one in My Tokyo?

    i think i’ve seen two waiters coming out from the male cabinet looking suspicious in that bathroom the other day… prob taking a break for sex during work?

  • Anonymous
    Reply

    Hahahaha. I did that once(actually more than once, I am way too absent minded), I walked into the male toilet when there’s noone there. And it took me like 30 seconds to realized it was the wrong toilet. I just stood by the door and looked at the urinal and thought ‘man, something is seriously wrong here.’ And when I realized, I was like, ‘crap, better move before a guy walk in.’

    Most girls I know said they are curious about the male toilet, lol. And most of them have used the male toilet because the women’s toilet queue is too long eg. in music concerts, movie theaters, shopping malls etc. Some women would become guards just to prevent men from entering the toilet when other women are using their toilets, women are good like that.

    And the most frequently asked question guys have for women is ‘why do women always go to toilet together?’ Little do they know, we gather ‘information’ in the ladies. Powerful networking tool!

  • likwai
    Reply

    jesusluvscynth,
    yeah u r right, we talked bad abouts others on the way to toilet, and i also use my female frens to stand in line, get my toilet paper, and hold the door for me if it’s broken.
    but i dun like them to hear my “urinating sound”, my “M-gun opening sound”, or hear her “farting sound” while she was urinating right next to me.

    And i think i did went to male toilet once, but i forgot why and where?
    all i remember it’s very stink with the smell of feces.

  • derricktao
    Reply

    Loved,
    好似間野係叫東京咩咩,定咩咩東京,總之o係銅鑼灣架啦~ 不過原來呢間野有Sex Break?唔唔唔.. 下次去我唔食沙律啦…

    不過我覺得香港最有嫌疑既,應該係NEWAY CEO既廁所.

    jesusluvscynth + 力為,
    的確 我係有疑問過why do women always go to toilet together? 即係如果叫我同隔離格既一邊傾計,一邊聽到山崩地裂既配音,會好滑稽. 哈哈 不過我都見過一班男仔約埋一齊去toilet.. 跟住原來佢地比賽鬥遠.. 用尿兜玩… 其實我覺得用廁格玩咪仲型.. 幾個人排晒o係廁格出面痾.. 畫面構圖都贏晒.. 哈哈哈哈

    DollWinGy,
    對啊 我也覺得自己是一個蠻幸福的人 哈哈

    teleling,
    歡迎歡迎, 呵呵~
    不過Good Job係指
    Takeshi’s net
    定係呢度呢?
    哈哈哈

  • junwinnie
    Reply

    that girls is so nice! you are lucky that it wasnt a obaasan if not….

    it’s a good experience to sometimes do unconcious stupid stuff.

    like myself putting the finished exam paper in my bag and the prof told me “you dont want to steal that” -______-“

  • Love_Loved
    Reply

    yep we’re talking about the same bathroom. but i think the bathrooms in Neway CEO are great! i’ve heard about friends having sex there, should be pretty exciting. kekee.

    btw happened to see ur video on the bus today, the ego topic got me totally psychoanalytical hehee. (am a psych major.) 人家評判還說你是反叛青年哦。。。 *giggles*

  • Anonymous
    Reply

    我也在巴士看到(無意的)!
    於是乎, 我前前後後總共看了那條片…
    total…….. 四 / 五 次!!!

    不過以上說的不是重點…

    查實我係想話,
    如果有一日你的作品搬上了大銀幕…
    可否送我兩張首影飛…?
    先謝謝囉! 哈哈哈!

  • Anonymous
    Reply

    The 比賽鬥遠 bit is a bit gross, lol. (have nothing better to do?) And your alternative 用廁格玩, all I can think of is a bloody mess. The cleaning lady would probably be muttering curses while she have to clean up the mess. Man, you have a brain like Mr. Bean! Funny but gross! (This is both a compliment and an exclaimation!) Awh, I am a bit annoyed that I am overseas cand can’t view your 作品on tv, but I am moving back to live in HK in a months time, so wha ha haha. (evil laughter X 5)

    Likwai + Mr Derrick:

    The noise thing. Some girls turn the tap on and leave the water running while they are using the toilet to avoid ‘weird’ noise, problem solve but waste lots of precious water.

    Now I better drop the matter before it get even worse or more crude. Don’t know why toilet matters are always a bit ‘naughty’, what’s wrong with human waste anyway, apart from full of germs.

  • derricktao
    Reply

    Winnie,
    Haha,我以為obaasan係英文,原來搵下先知道It should mean Grandmother in Japanese, but it has a few related meanings, such as a generic term for an old lady. 哈哈~

    Loved,
    我都經常性認為CEO NEWAY個Bathroom係唔錯的,不過你個friends having sex there.. 到底係兩個去丫,定係一班朋友去有人睇水呢?如果兩個人去,我成日諗,出面實有d侍應行來行去wor,見到房無人咪會入黎lor.. 但如果一班朋友去,叫人睇水好似怪怪咁 哈哈

    哈 原來有o係巴士上面播嗎? 我自己都無o係巴士上面睇過啊,不過一年來我已經睇到好厭喇.. 其中無劇力我都可以理解,但係反叛青年真係唔明白..

    danes,
    如果有一日我的作品搬上了大銀幕…咦,上過啦,哈哈, 上次唔係公開派首影飛嗎? 你都無要.. 哈哈哈

    迫你睇左四五次真係唔好意思喇, 我好難想像我把死人聲係咁o係巴士上面吟吟吟會令幾多人鼓譟…

    唔, 到時你要我安排你坐邊個隔離? 金城武? 定係尊尼特普? 定係洗唔洗我專登幫套戲攪多一晚首映叫丹尼斯之夜丫 哈哈哈

    jesusluvscynth,
    有隻魔鬼要搬回香港嗎? 哈哈哈
    無論如何謝謝你替我增長有關女廁的知識!

    teteling,
    呢個答案比夠130分你 呵

    查理士,
    狂笑聲會不會是因為你遇上一班痴女,被拖進廁格凌辱耶?

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